How to Beat Automated Phone Systems

Many companies save money at the expense of thesomeone and then ask to be transferred. Be creative.
consumer. For example, when you phone a business,For example, I was able to reach a person at a major
most likely you'll encounter an automated answeringphone company (let's call them AZ&Z) by calling
system. Some of these systems cause you to wastethe telephone operator and asking to speak with
time in a labyrinth of menus or they insult you bysomeone in customer service. (That is, I pressed O
asking you to converse with a robot.instead of dialing the direct number.)
Here's how to protect your time and reach a person.4) Complain. Mail the letter that you composed while
1) Work on other tasks. While on hold, read magazines,on hold. Calmly and briefly describe your experience to
balance your checkbook, file papers, write a complaint,the customer service representative. (e.g., "I just waited
or search the web for other companies. Purchase aon hold for two hours and was disconnected three
hands-free headset so you can work with both hands.times.") Or be creative. I mailed AZ&Z a bill for the
2) Keep calm. After spending hours pressing buttons,three hours that I spent trying to talk with someone
repeating answers to a robot's questions, and beingabout an error in my bill.
disconnected, you will feel mad enough to yell at the5) Support good companies. Reward courteous
person who (finally) answers. Instead, talk about theservice with your business. For example, I switched
issue that you called about.from AZ&Z to another long distance phone
3) Try other paths. Respond to system queries bycarrier.
pressing O, OO, O#, or O*. Or, call back and do notFinal thought: If your business uses an automated
press any buttons. The system may assume that yousystem to answer the phone, make sure that it
called from a rotary phone and transfer you to anfacilitates the communication necessary to make your
operator. Call other extensions until you reachbusiness profitable.